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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Yippy A New Site of My Own!!!

Hey everyone...yea it's still me Hooter Mcbooberdin just all grown up now...haha. Xanga was getting old and with the recent drama I thought hey why not take an hour and move all my past blogs to a new site like A-Units fabulous site....right? Who knows what possessed me since I have about a million other things I should be doing but whatever.

Oh oh oh....my first story...on ninjawhat.blogspot

To Shat or Not to Shat

So this weekend I was driving home in the late evening from Mike's just like I always do minding my own business on the phone with DOGGIE. When all the sudden I heard a "splat and splash" on my windsheild. I was like "what the jazz" since I knew it wasn't raining. At first I didn't have a clue what just happened, I just knew there was something all over my windsheild. I instantly smelt something really ripe. So I look over to my right to see if I could find the answer....oh yea I found the answer....it came from a hog semi that I was currently trying to pass. Oh yea I got pissed and shit on. Thank goodness it wasn't summer time with the sun roof open is all I have to say. It's so ironic since Mike's dad so gratiously offered to take my car to the car wash that morning...and what a fine job he did only for me to get shat on.

6 Comments:

At 6:09 AM, January 12, 2006, Blogger Amy said...

Oh My GOSH! You got SHAT ON! That is HILARIOUS! Congrats on the move to Blogger, I love it.

And now I can comment! And I'm so excited to be your first one! I POPPED YOUR BLOGGER CHERRY! YEA!

~A-Unit

 
At 12:23 PM, January 12, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea for the move!! That is so fabulous! Oh yes, and I love the "ninjawhat" as a website name! You ROCK!!

 
At 6:57 PM, January 12, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way too funny! Maybe the pigs intended to fart as to save your pimp ride, and sharted instead! Way better than the people who bitch about rain after washing the car.
-Karen

 
At 7:12 PM, January 12, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Way too funny! Maybe the pigs intended to fart as to save your pimp ride, and sharted instead! Way better than the people who bitch about rain after washing the car.
-Karen

 
At 12:51 PM, January 13, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next time pack off the ass of the truck so you will only get the shit on your tires

 
At 3:24 PM, January 13, 2006, Blogger Melne said...

I was side by side with the hog semi when the incident occurred but thanks for the advice.

 

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