Valentine's Day

Mike and I celebrated Valentine's day early since he would have to be out of town. He took me to my favorite resturant Hiway Harry's. Then we decided to go to HoChuck casino. I usually do not go crazy style and waste too much money, but this time I was out of control! I was down $100 in like 45 minutes. Mike was still playing so I decided to use the potty. I was just about to sit down when some old lady was all like "can somebody help me". I was like what the jazz! People were laughing and I could hear them leaving. Mind you I was in the back bathroom where there wasn't a lot of traffic. I was like shit I better see if she's dying. So I ask if she's ok. She says I just need help up. I told her she'd have to wait while I took care of my business. A million thoughts went through my head...is she on the floor covered in shit...yada yada yada? So I go down to her stall where her giant hoover round is parked in the door way I look in and here's this huge ass old black lady on the stool with her depends down. I had no idea how I was going to get her up. She told me to lift her by her armpits...so I did and about bust my back out I swear. While I was helping her up she was saying at the top of her lungs "you're so strong!" I was like shut the hell up since people were now in the bathroom wondering what was going on. I come out of the stall to a lot of weird looks, wash my hands, and go find Mike. I tell Mike my story and he was like ummm ok....that's all I got from him. I wanted to yell at him "Hey I just helped a huge ass lady off the stool give me something...like a that was nice of you or a high five! Anyway...me believing in krama thought it was a good idea to get money out of the ATM and see if I could win now. I played for less than 10 minutes and won $200. Man I wish I could give that lady in the bathroom a high five!