Ninja-rific Weekend

Thrusday-

We talk about the earlier drama at about 10:00 pm mind you another perfect fucking time to talk about it since I had a mega midterm at 7:45 am on Friday. Grrr. Whatever I guess it's over for now. He's lucky I'm a super patient person and I can say the same thing a hundred ways to "make him feel better" or whatever.

Friday -

We had a big night out of dinner at Pompeii and grocery shopping. We decided this was best since it was suppost to get super icky out.

Saturday -

We go swimming...man that's good times...but my eyes got all red and cracked out (perfect for going out in the city!!). My sister calls in the afternoon and says that she's coming to stay with a sorority sister of ours in Wrigley-ville and wants to know if Mike and I can come out. So we agree. It was complete drama to get descent directions to get there when is "go down an alley go 1/2 way down and take I think your first right not sure what the name is " okay when your traveling to the city. I got out of control pissed since it took 45 minutes to get some okay directions while I was trying to get ready. It also didn't help that Mike needed to get his hair cut since no hats downtown ( mind you we all know this by now). I freak out on him since honestly his hair was a big fucking mushroom like thing...I felt like his fucking mom. We do end up making it downtown in one piece and have a pretty good time. Mike was the closest he'd ever been to Wrigley Field and was all creaming himself. He was all like "I'm so close I could pee on it"....I guess that's a guy thing. My sister brought a friend with her that I somewhat know. The first words out of her mouth were something like "are you living in a magical world where you think there's valet parking in Chicago". This stems from earlier since I didn't know where we were going and I was asking questions that any normal person would ask like "is there coat check....is there valet parking?" So of course I was like yea...and then preceeded to name off three places that I knew of. I seriously just wanted to punch her in the face. What a fuck'n 'tude! I just wanted to say "hey hillbilly... I live close enough to the city where I think I know what I'm talking about!" Man some people just tick me off since they just think they know everything and it's okay to talk down to people. So this weekend Michalin's friends get the big "FUCK OFF".
It was late by the time Mike and I got home and for some reason T-nutz calls. T-nutz is a big Vagina Mc-Ginstein. I can't stand him since he just can't function like normal humans do. So I tell Mike he better pick up since I don't want him to think that I won't let you talk to him. Mike proceeds to tell me T-nutz already thinks that since he thinks I hate him that I won't let them hang out. I'm totally not like that. So we discuss T-nutz for the next 1/2 hour or so....annoying! Mike's all telling me how T-nutz asks Mike's mom why does Melanie hate me? ...he asks Mike's aunt that he works with too... and asks Mike on a regular basis. So Mike's convienced that T-nutz is really concerned....I was like yea I doubt it he's just trying to make me look like the bad guy since he knows Mike's mom and aunt like him (for some unknown reason). What a Fuck-Tard (hehe A-unit I stole that from you....LOVE IT)! So I basically end the conversation with tell T-nutz I don't hate him I could just do without him. That didn't go over so well with Mike.

Sunday -

I'm trying to sleep in...Mike gets up to pee washes his hands like a good lil' ninja and goes back to bed. All I can hear is water dripping in the sink...so I whine at him to fix it. He can't make the water stop dripping...I was so pissed I've never had that problem. I was like oh well and finally managed to get back to sleep. So later we go and do my laundary. The second we walk out into the hallway and my door shuts...I realize I bet were locked out. The night before when Mike was trying to open my door he was doing is wrong and turned it really far the wrong way and something clicked. I knew that wasn't right. I know everyone else's door locks behind them but mine didn't so somehow in that instant I put it all together. So yea were locked out....I'm completely scary since it's Skanky Sunday. I get all pissed again and have to call sercurity and the fuck'n lady has the nuts to ask "...and how did you manage to get locked out".....what a dumb ass question. So we get back in. Then only to find out one of the washers is all jacked up so instead of doing my 4 loads 2 at a time.....I got to do 1 then 2 then 1.....yea that's an extra 1 and 1/2 hours of laundary time....grrr. So at this point I just get pissed at Mike since the day has totally sucked and whatever he touches gets jacked up. I'm so mean....don't worry we kissed and made up.

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