What a Complement!

So I'm on the phone with Mike having a beautiful conversation when I get another call. I click over and it's Karen. Her car's back tire is spinning on some ice in the parking lot and she can't get it out, so she needs my chucky butt. I put some weather gear on and roll out to the parking lot. As I'm walking out there I think to myself...geez I'll almost feel bad if I'm fat enough to get her the traction she needs....but what's a friend to do. Well we try everything and it didn't work. Yippy....for me.......not so Yippy for her. I don't have a chucky butt! She called security before I went downstairs so hopefully they were able to help her. Now that's some crazy shit. Only I would be selfish enough to be thinking about my fatness in her time of need.